romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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morgansmenagerie:

"Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they’re my phone number."
This is my next pick-up line.

morgansmenagerie:

"Here’s a bunch of numbers, they may look random, but they’re my phone number."

This is my next pick-up line.

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